A Convenient Crutch

Well I woke up down in the dump
guess I’m tired of taking my lump
but then I found I could turn it around
and blame it all on Donald Trump

When everything goes ker—plump
in an 0 for 40 batting slump
when it looks like rain and tomorrows the same
just blame it all on Donald Trump

The whip is snapped and we jump
looking for what’s left of our rump
we never seem to bother about one another
its easy to blame Donald Trump

Seems if we just prime the pump
and sit waiting to get over the hump
some day he’ll go then what do you know
we’ll need another Donald Trump